i’ve grown so unattached from people like i could literally move across the country tomorrow and not give a shit about leaving anyone except for like 3 people

#A+ to misfits’ writing

Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.

Harry Potter A-Z:

a - d | e - h | i - l | m - p | q - t | u - w | x - z [insp. by x]

sharp-dressed-demon:

I am very serious about my AP Lit homework.

x

{insp}

I hit on Jessica Lange and she punched me in the face.

millie-tant:

Dear Americans,

Please stop using Daily Mail articles. Stop citing them as sources. Just stop.

Its cool, you don’t know these things. That’s alright. But seriously listen for a sec.

The Daily Mail is Fox News. Its Fox News on a bad day. Every story is exaggerated, sensationalised, or downright made up. 

It is not a newspaper that gives unbiased storylines. It is not a newspaper that gives accurate statistics. The Daily Mail lies.

Thanks,

The entirety of the United Kingdom

calumsource:

Get to Know Calum Hood {insp.}

educashton:

there are actually 7, 841, 601 seconds of summer

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nicolas-px:

when you are forced to laugh at your teachers jokes

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mrrandomneseianese:

Guys can we talk about how great reversed gifs are

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like we have the vacuums

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we have the dirty stuff

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we have the fixers

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we have the ceptioners

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and we have my favorite 

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like these are the greatest things in the world

© OCTOMOOSEY